Sources obtained via Reddit and Twitch chat confirm that the former H2k AD Carry Konstantinos-Napoleon “FORG1VEN” Tzortziou is being signed by G2 Esports when Tzortziou is relieved of military duty this summer. This comes as a big surprise to the scene, which was convinced he was destined to be acquired by the struggling Rogue.
In the League of Legends European Championship spring split, Luka “Perkz” Perković had been manning the bottom lane after giving his mid lane position to newcomer Rasmus “Caps” Winther, who made the World Finals with his former squad, Fnatic.
It is unknown what will happen to the starting positions, but G2 members were contacted about the news. Perkz replied, “Who are you, and where did you hear this? No, I didn’t poach him. I’m blocking you.”
When contacted, Caps responded with, “Wait, this can’t be for real. I just left Rekk… one emotional ADC. I’m not playing with another. Oh wait, are they going to bench me? Oh **** no.”
G2 Esports owner, Carlos “Ocelote” Rodríguez Santiago was unavailable for comment but did post pictures of a confessional on Twitter.
The man of the hour, FORG1VEN himself, had just ten words as comment: “Time to be the best ADC in Europe once again.”
*Note: This is obviously a work of parody, and is not meant in any way as an insult to the parties or players mentioned within.